Top 10 pregnancy movie quotes

There are some really funny films about being pregnant – some really funny ones! I have hunted down my favourite ‘baby movies’ and picked out my top 10 pregnancy movie quotes. I hope you’ll enjoy reminiscing and relating – and feel free to laugh out loud!

1. “I’m itchy everywhere, my ankles are fat and there’s something hanging out of my butt.” – Molly Ringwald, For Keeps (1988)

2. “You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done with it. Don’t think it’s yours just because you marked it with your urine!” – Rollo, Juno (2007)

3. James: “You don’t look so hot.”

Mollie: “Why don’t you try squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon and see how hot YOU look?” – Look Who’s Talking (1989)

4. “I want drugs, massive amounts of drugs. I want the maximum legal limit of drugs.” –  Keri Russel, Waitress (2007)

5. “How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid’s gonna sound like a law firm.” –  Matty Banks, Father of the Bride II (1995)

6. Are you the lady who doesn’t realise she’s pregnant until she’s sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? – Debbie (to Alison), Knocked Up (2007).

7. Samuel: “Are you sure?”

Rebecca: “I’m ten days late.”

Samuel: “And there’s no way you could have had it and just not noticed?” – Nine Months (1995)

8. “Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?”  – Angie, Baby Mama (2008)

9. “You think you’re the first clown whoever woke up and said ‘I’m bored, I think I’ll have a kid!’” – Larry, Junior (1994)

10. Peter: Oh, this is disgusting. It’s all over and it’s… It’s sticky and… We’re going to need some kind of cleaning fluid to get this off.

Michael: How about after shave? – Three Men and a Baby (1987)

What are your favourites?