The funniest quotes all parents can relate to

Being a parent isn’t always easy. You are often tired, questioning your methods, running on empty and, quite frankly, a little bemused by the whole thing! But you’re not alone. Here are some funny quotes that all parents can relate to!

 

funniest quotes

 

“90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.”

 

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

“Parenthood is the scariest hood you will ever go through.”

 

“Both of us can’t look good at the same time; it’s me or the house.”

 

“You know your life has changed when going to the supermarket by yourself is like a holiday.”

 

“Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet; no one really knows how.”

 

“Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: everyone is yelling, everything is sticky, it’s the same music over and over again, and occasionally pukes.”

 

“75% of every parent’s daily calories probably come just from licking knives.”

 

“Hell hath no fury like a toddler whose sandwich was been cut into squares when they wanted triangles.”

 

“It’s just like kids can smell when you start relaxing.”

 

“I’ve been building my son’s trust for two years with high fives. Today I’m going to hit him with a ‘too slow’. Welcome to the real world, son.”

 

“One day I’ll be thankful that my child is strong-willed. But that will not be today.”